We all enjoy a good rant occasionally—no harm is done. But honestly: Some complaints go rancid like milk. Whatever feels like a huge freaking ordeal at the moment will be laughingly out of date (or cringingly embarrassing) ten years later. So, before you erupt into a group chat or meltdown into melodrama, here’s your list of complaints your Future Self will be roasting you for.
“Ugh, I Got Like 27 Likes Instead of 100”
Look, nobody is gonna care in 2035 that your oat milk latte selfie didn’t go viral. Social media stardom is forgotten faster than a botched haircut. You will be too busy avoiding back injury or learning YouTube videos on how to parent a Gen Alpha to remember that dopamine crash. Let it go; you’re an influencer in your own mind.
“I’m Not Where I Thought I’d Be”
Hardly anyone meets all that you ever set out to accomplish by 30 (or 40, or ever). Stressing out over timelines just steals joy for your own growth. Your path isn’t straight, and it’s alright. Future You is doing cool stuff you never even considered yet.
“They Stole My Idea”
Yes, okay—it’s infuriating when someone steals your vibe or claims your work. But here is a twist: your originator will prevail. Your creativity isn’t a one-hit sensation. Let karma do its course as you’re busy being legendary. Copycats will wilt. Originators will grow and continue to thrive.
“I Don’t Have Enough Followers”
Well done, you’re obsessed with numbers that add up to nothing at all. Algorithms are like that sketchy ex—manipulative and volatile. Ultimately, what matters is impact, not likes. If your self-worth is riding on who double-taps your sun photo, there are bigger issues out there. Disconnect, darling. Future You is free and beautiful.
“My Friend Didn’t Text Back Right Away”
You ghosted 14 messages last week and you are suddenly queen of response time? Give me a break. Everyone gets tired, gets busy, gets worried, and simply they just forget. Don’t ruin a good friendship over a lost “LOL.” Ten years later, true connections will be worth far, far more than timing. Put down your ego, because it’s heavy.
“Gas Is Too Expensive”
Yes, it sucks. But you never know, you may be driving a solar car or or literally teleporting to work within 10 years’ time. Inflation’s going to inflate and your stressing upon each litre won’t do you any good. Try your utmost to save, ride-share, and walk wherever you can— but do not let this be your personality.
“Why is Everyone Ahead of Me?”
Comparing timelines is a full-time distraction. That buddy who bought a house or had a baby? Not your journey, not your path. Ten years down the line, you won’t be regretful for having softened and trusted your journey as opposed to getting upset about someone else’s highlight reel.
“My Job Isn’t Fun
Breaking news: most jobs aren’t the Disneyland of careers. Guess what’s enjoyable, though? A regular paycheck, experience, and weathering a recession. Sticking your head at your desk and sobbing may be a downer at the moment, but you’ll be laughing later, as your future self sips wine at a larger role because you hung in there.
“That Person Didn’t Like Me Back”
So what? Did they pay your bills? Feed your cat? Match your chaotic energy? No. Mopping for someone who does not know your worth is like crying over expired milk—it stinks, but you will survive. In ten years, you will look back and you will laugh and you will be amazed at how that walking beige cardigan ever had you impressed.
“I Wasn’t Invited”
Guess what you didn’t miss out on? Overly pricy drinks, forced small talk, and someone sobbing in a bathroom stall. The FOMO you’re feeling right now will be a LOL later. Most events aren’t that dramatic. Half the time, you not even even vibing with those people anyway. Save your energy—and your Uber money.
“Why Don’t I Look Like Her?”
Spoiler: She’s likely editing her pictures as well. And even if she’s not, who cares? Within a decade, your facial features will have changed, your figure will have altered, and you’ll wish you treated your younger self with a little kindness and not compared her to nothingness.
“I Hate My Body”
This stings because we can all relate. But the truth is, bodies do evolve. Whatever you dislike at this moment, you’ll be nostalgic for at a later point. Instead of criticizing yourself in front of the mirror, be kind to that body. It’s literally moving you through life. That’s a lot more impressive than thigh gaps.
“I Can’t Believe They Unfollowed Me”
In the long laundry list of nonessentials, this ranks as first-rate nonsense. The one who hit “unfollow” will be but a blip in your rearview mirror. You will look back and cringe that their digital choice ruined your entire day—or worse, your confidence.
“I Messed Up That One Thing”
You are not a robot. You’ll mess up. Big time. The cringy email, that failed presentation, the moment you waved at somebody who wasn’t waving at you—none of that will still be remembered a decade later. Unless you committed a felony, it is probably just a character-building cringe. Get over it, babe.
“Everybody Else Has It Together”
LOL. No, they do not. Social media is a highlight reel, not life. They cry in their cars, fight with their spouses, and have cereal for supper as well. Comparing your messy behind-the-scenes to somebody else’s tidied-up facade is an energy drainer. Stay in your own lane—yours is being repaved for greatness.
“I’m Too Old to Start This”
Say that to the 60-somethings who started empires and 70-somethings who remade themselves. You’ll regret spending time convincing yourself you missed the boat, instead of just building a damn raft and sailing anyway. Time moves forward whether or not you do.
“People Will Judge Me”
Spoiler: they will. And then proceed to judge somebody else five seconds later. Ten years from now, you will wish you’d cared less about whispers and more about what you actually wanted. The shame game? Total energy suck.
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