19 Hilariously Awful Pickup Lines You Should Never Use

Here are some of the worst pickup lines to ever exist.

If you want to go on a laugh riot and check out the worst pickup lines of all time, we have the correct list for you.

“Are you Google? Because you have everything I have been searching for”

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We know how bad it sounds. You might be wondering if there could be anything worse than this pickup line! It is one thing to try to break the ice and another to use such cringy stuff.

“Are you a haunted house? Because I am going to scream when I am in you”

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Like seriously, how open could the invitation to the bed be? It is terrible and can make even interested woman turn their back on you because they would be miserable at your taste in pick up line.

“What is a nice person like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?”

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Can there be a worse way to let your date know you have a dirty mind? Well, we are not in favor of this for sure.

“Your body is 70 percent water, and I am so thirsty!”

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Did you roll your eyes hard reading this pickup line? Well, I did. Knock some sense into you. These clearly won’t work.

“Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else”

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How old could the pickup line be? It is too terrible to work; trust us and stay away from such a line.

“Is your dad a thief? Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes”

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If you can’t be creative, don’t be dumb, please. This one could top the list of worst pickup lines easily.

“Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m really feeling a connection”

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This pickup line has been existing ever since people started to date. You can’t put an age to this pickup line, and it will put an end date to your relationship before it even starts. So, please don’t even think of using it.

“It’s handy that I have my library card because I’m totally checking you out”

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Only if you seem to have a library-themed romance should you consider using this line. It has all types of cringy written all over it.

“There must be something wrong with my phone because it doesn’t have your number on it”

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It’s one thing to ask for a number and another to be so openly random about it. Most girls will not appreciate this way of asking for the number, and we recommend you steer away from it. It just won’t work.

“You’re so sweet, you’re giving me a toothache”

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Good lord, it is better if the toothache gets worse and gets you in all kinds of trouble because, one thing is for sure, the toothache is not getting you any date for sure.

“Hey baby, want to sit on my lap, and we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up!?”

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Ok, this is it. Like, who gives such a crass style open invitation about being overly excited?

“Well, here I am, what are your other two wishes?”

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Now, this isn’t as bad as it may seem when you give a little more thought to the line if your date is a little satirical and likes to give someone a piece of their mind.

“Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes”

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It can be sweet, but we are so tired of hearing this. Beware, some girls might just hand you a map and shut you up.

“Are you tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day”

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We would appreciate it if you could be a little more creative and stop using the lines our daddies used to impress our mommies. That makes it a whole lot more cringy!

“Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?”

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It didn’t hurt, but using this line could hurt your ego and dating diaries a great deal for sure!

“Is there an airport nearby, or is that just my heart taking off?”

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They might pack your bags and even buy you a ticket—anything to get rid of you and your cringy pickup lines.

“Excuse me, do you know how much a polar bear weighs? No? Me neither, but it breaks the ice”

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Don’t talk about breaking the ice if you want to break the ice!

“Have you ever been arrested? It must be illegal to look that good”

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Now, women love compliments, but I guess very few of us love anything like this! That’s just cheesy.

“If women were boogers, I’d pick you first”

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Be prepared to be thrashed because the last thing a woman wants to be compared to is boogers! Please, never say this!

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