America prides itself on freedom, yet the law books are packed with head‑scratchers no one believes until they receive the citation. Some started as legitimate safety regulations, others as snippy politics or century-old morality panics. But they’re very real, and in some cases, still enforced. So, if you’re planning a cross-country road trip, maybe check this list first… just in case you’re unknowingly a criminal.
In Alabama, You Can’t Carry an Ice Cream Cone in Your Back Pocket
Evidently, in Alabama, placing an ice cream cone in your back pocket is against the law. Why? Horse thieves would steal horses by using cones to lead them astray back in the day. It was the 1800s equivalent of a loophole — and now it’s off-limits. So hold onto your ice cream cone in your hand, not your pants.
In Massachusetts, It’s Illegal to Scare a Pigeon
No, seriously. If you’re caught harassing or scaring a pigeon in Massachusetts, you technically can be fined. Pigeon rights are no joke over there. Somewhere, some pigeon is walking down the street confidently knowing it’s defended by state law. Meanwhile, you’re a possible danger to the bird community.
In Arizona, It’s Illegal to Let a Donkey Sleep in a Bathtub
Yes, someone did try it. In the 1920s, a donkey allegedly chilled in a bathtub that washed away in a flood. The rescue attempts were fierce, costly, and absurd — so Arizona vowed “never again.” The law remains intact. Donkeys: beds alone. Bathtubs? That’s where the line is drawn.
In Indiana, It’s Illegal to Catch a Fish With Your Bare Hands
You might think you’re Bear Grylls, but in Indiana, grabbing a fish straight out of the water is a no-go. It’s called “noodling,” and while it’s common in some Southern states, but Indiana said absolutely not. Hands off, fish whisperer — bring a rod like everyone else.
In Alabama, Driving Blindfolded Is Illegal
This is still unbelievable while writing it here, but some really did try it. Now, Alabama legislators thought they needed to make it official: driving blindfolded is illegal. Because someone somewhere apparently thought a “trust me, I’ve got this” blindfolded joyride was a solid plan.
In Florida, If You Park an Elephant at a Meter, You Must Pay the Fee
Back in the day when circus life was hoppin’, humans actually used elephants as transportation. So Florida enacted a law that if your elephant’s hitched to a parking meter, you pay like it was a car. Picture inserting coins into a meter while your elephant is just chillin’ in the shade.
In Connecticut, a Pickle Must Bounce to Be Legal
Connecticut statute declares a pickle is not a pickle if it doesn’t bounce. This is a result of a 1940s scandal where disreputable vendors were selling bogus pickles, prompting an official “bounce test.” If your pickle does not bounce? It’s not technically a pickle. It’s a cucumber scam.
In North Carolina, It’s Illegal to Plow a Field With an Elephant
Why elephants are always involved in U.S. laws, we don’t know. But officially, North Carolina prohibited employing elephants to plow cotton fields. One has to wonder what went so wrong for them to feel the need to write it down in legal code.
In Maine, You Can’t Bite Your Landlord
Maine had to get this one across: biting your landlord is not legal. Which is to say… someone likely did. Sure, they raised your rent, but use words, hire lawyers—but biting is not the answer. Yelp review > bite marks.
In Minnesota, It’s Illegal to Cross State Lines With a Duck on Your Head
No kidding. There’s a Minnesota law that forbids traveling across state lines with a duck on your head. Is this real? Yeah. Is there a story behind it? We wish we knew. Either way, keep your birds at eye level or below when hitting the road.
In New Jersey, No Soup Slurping in Public
Yup, slurping soup too loudly in public is actually illegal in New Jersey. Did someone slurp their way to total chaos? Who knows. But the potential for a courtroom drama over pho sounds is… intimidating. “Your Honor, the defendant slurped three times—audibly.”
In Maine, Christmas Lights Must be Down by January 14
Holiday cheer in certain Maine communities has an end date. Keep your Santa lamp lit past January 14, and code enforcement may fine you for “visual clutter.” The regulation supposedly keeps winter streets from looking like the calendar never changed.
In Georgia, You Can’t Tie Giraffes to Telephone Poles
It is against the law to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or street lamp in Georgia. Apparently, this was frequently enough of a problem that lawmakers responded, “Alright, that’s it.”
In Alabama, No Fake Moustaches in Church
Alabama law prohibits fake moustaches in church if they make people laugh. So technically, the ‘stache isn’t the sin—your comedic timing is. Church isn’t open mic night, folks.
In Arkansas, Honking Around Sandwich Restaurants Past 9 p.m. is Illegal
To stem nighttime noise, Little Rock makes it illegal to honk your horn around cold drink or sandwich shops after 9 p.m. That late-night drive-thru pick-up? Flash your lights, your car horn could result in a ticket and dirty glances from sleep-deprived deli employees.
In Florida, No Singing in Swimsuits in Public
Public singing while sporting swim attire is banned in Sarasota. We can only surmise who hurt them – beach karaoke gone bad, maybe? Either way, keep your vocals and swimwear apart.
In South Dakota, You Can’t Nap at the Cheese Factory
Yes, it’s true. No napping at cheese factories. Maybe it’s a work-safety thing, maybe it’s because it’s just too tempting to curl up in a heap of gouda. Whatever, if you’re in South Dakota and sleepy, avoid the couch.
In Alabama, No Chaining Alligators to Fire Hydrants
You may not chain your alligator to a fire hydrant in Alabama. If you are walking your gator and nature calls (for you, not it), look for a legally-approved gator pole instead.
In Oklahoma, Making Ugly Faces at Dogs Is a Crime
Dogs in Oklahoma have legal protection from your stink-eye. Making “ugly faces” at a dog can land you with a fine or even jail time. So just smile and leave if a pug is giving you side-eye. It’s not worth taking it to court.
In South Carolina, No Flashlights on Sea Turtles
On Hilton Head Island, it is illegal to shine a light at sea turtles. It messes with their navigational system. Important law, yes, but it sounds like a rejected plot from the production of Finding Nemo.
In Kansas, You Can’t Throw Knives at Men in Striped Suits
Actually, it is illegal in Kansas to throw knives at men in striped suits. Not just men. Not just stripes. Both. What happened here? A rogue con artist magician convention gone wrong, maybe?
In Wyoming, It’s Illegal to Photograph Rabbits From January to April
While it is no longer illegal, it was illegal to take pictures of rabbits in Wyoming between January and April. Seriously. We’re not joking. We have no idea if this is rabbit privacy season or bunny witness protection.
In Alaska, No Pushing Moose Out of Aircraft
Alaska made it very clear: do not push live moose out of airplanes. Yes, this is a real law. We’re guessing someone attempted a real-life Looney Tunes moment and got grounded.
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